For not being a vegan, I sure have cornered the market on Bay Area vegan bakesale flyers. This one’s for the East Bay Vegan Bakesale, happening January 9 and 10 in Oakland. Everyone should go and buy cupcakes, cookies, and other baked goods you never even thought were possible. If you do not crave sweets, then at least donate dolla billz to the good causes. Bad Rap rescued a bunch of dogs from that turd Michael Vick, are you really going to deny them your moneycash after all they’ve done?
I’m not baking anything for this bakesale, though, because I’m going to be in Sacramento for a little show I like to call Indy Euphoria (because that is what it is called). I’ll be there with the usual suspects: Damien Jay, Susie Cagle, Family Style, Jason Martin, Josh Frankel, Jesse Reklaw, Andrice Arp, and Sparkplug Comic Books. Not quite sure what to expect with this one. On the one hand, they are bringing in respectable guests like Jim Woodring and Jeffrey Brown, but on the other hand, they are billing themselves as a vinyl toy show. I only recently learned that vinyl toys are a thing, and it wasn’t until a while later that I discovered that vinyl toys are not patent leather stuffed animals. Good thing I did my research before the show! Anyway, if the show’s a bust, at least I’ll have had a mini-vacation in Sacramento. Couldn’t you use a romantic getaway to “Sacto” too?
The phrase “vinyl toys” sounds dirtier every time I say it.
I’m betting there will be some dirty toys to justify your porny suspicions.
Indy Euphoria looks to be a real whizzer, and I’m sorry I’ve had to cancel. But that is indeed the case. I won’t be there.
Jim Woodring
Well, that sure is unfortunate, but I appreciate your letting me know! I hope this doesn’t tip the scales in the vinyl toy direction.